THIS WEEK`S PRIZE...

Over the years there have been many memorable newspaper headlines.  Here are just a few:-

PEDESTRIAN ALMOST HIT BY CYCLIST - Isle of Wight County Press (Black and White and read all over)

ONE ARMED MAN APPLAUDS KINDNESS OF STRANGERS - Houston Chronicle

TEENAGE PREGNANCY DROPS OFF SIGNIFICANTLY AFTER 25 - Tulsa Star

DEAD BODY FOUND IN CEMETERY - Northern Echo

DIANA ALIVE HOURS BEFORE SHE DIED -  The Sun

CASH IS THE KEY TO ENDING FINANCIAL WOES - Madison County Press

TOTAL LUNAR ECLIPSE TO BE BROADCAST LIVE ON NORTHWOOD PUBLIC RADIO - Minnesota News


........and who could forget FREDDIE START ATE MY HAMSTER or SUPER CALEY GO BALLISTIC CELTIC ARE ATROCIOUS.   And, of course, we`re still waiting for MARIE CELESTE DOCKS AT LIVERPOOL.

But this week`s prize goes to the Kent Messenger, our local weekly newspaper here in deepest Kent, which proclaims TWO ARRESTS AFTER FIGHT AT BOXING CLUB.  In the newspaper report, the Divisional Police Commander is quoted as saying, "We take incidents of this nature very seriously and will seek to prosecute anyone who causes trouble....."

Truly the power of the press knows no limits.