OLIVER`S ARMY..
Hugh Grant....Sienna Miller....Max Moseley....Charlotte Church.... Steve Coogan....Sheryl Gascoigne....JK Rowling (once rumoured to be buying Southampton FC)....even Gary Flitcroft (once rumoured to be a footballer.) The roll call of celebrities turning up at the Leveson Inquiry grows daily as the accusations of privacy being invaded by paparazzi, phone hacking and bin rifling become more widespread.
And all quizzed by a Queen`s Counsel looking suspiciously like Elvis Costello. I`m beginning to wonder whether I`m the only one in the entire country who has not been targetted for some kind of press intrusion. I could almost feel disappointed that I have not been the recipient of their attention.
On the other hand, I think I would rather be anywhere else but there today.
And all quizzed by a Queen`s Counsel looking suspiciously like Elvis Costello. I`m beginning to wonder whether I`m the only one in the entire country who has not been targetted for some kind of press intrusion. I could almost feel disappointed that I have not been the recipient of their attention.
On the other hand, I think I would rather be anywhere else but there today.
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