AN EASY MISTAKE....

from our Orthodontic Correspondent

After over two months of intensive treatment by winsome dentist Louise Seeley, Snopper has finally been released back into the wild with a new look. Gone are his old choppers and after much drilling and filling, he is now sporting a new set of gnashers which have transformed his persona.

As he emerged from the dental surgery for the last time yesterday on his way back to his car, he found himself besieged by a succession of admirers who mistakenly took him for film heartthrob, George Clooney. However, much like the chap in Beijing who had to constantly deny that he was Phelps, Snopper was finally able to convince his pursuers that he wasn`t Clooney. "An easy mistake to make, of course," he mused, as yet another pig flew accusingly over his roof.