RIGHT FIRST TIME..

For some unaccountable reason, FIFA President Sepp Blatter was invited to speak at the Oxford Union the other evening.  He told the students: "Perhaps you think I am a ruthless parasite sucking the lifeblood out of the world and out of football - the Godfather of the FIFA gravy train - an out of touch heartless schmoozer."

By his own admission, of course, he is never wrong, so who am I to question his self-analysis?